A duche of a person that continues to be a nuisance in your life. They will try and insert themselves in fun events and manage to be offensive to everyone. They are your toxic ex who tries to befriend your new relationship and sabotage any new friendships.
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It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
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Get the douchecanoe mug.This is used to describe when a person on the same squad or team on a multiplayer FPS game throws a flashbangnear you or other squadmates/teammates causing them to be blinded for a short time sometimes resulting in taking damage or death.
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