Douchesance 

A duche of a person that continues to be a nuisance in your life. They will try and insert themselves in fun events and manage to be offensive to everyone. They are your toxic ex who tries to befriend your new relationship and sabotage any new friendships.

Jay is such a Douchesance . He keeps popping up in my boyfriend’s DM’s. It’s tragically sad.

Douchesance by Uniqween March 9, 2024

doucheslice 

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

DoucheLander 

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

DoucheLander by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

douchecanoe by donkitat November 2, 2010

DoucheBanged

This is used to describe when a person on the same squad or team on a multiplayer FPS game throws a flashbangnear you or other squadmates/teammates causing them to be blinded for a short time sometimes resulting in taking damage or death.

dude, i totally just got DoucheBanged couldnt see the enemy and got headshotted!

DoucheBanged by SurlyCowMilker February 4, 2010