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Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
Doucheface by evilspyguy July 20, 2012

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!
doucheface by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

doucheface mcassbag 

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.
When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag
doucheface mcassbag by brisleazy March 10, 2016

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

douchefad 

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
douchefad by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

Douchebageddon 

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.
Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.
Douchebageddon by DarthPaul April 21, 2015
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