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doucharino

Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.
by HMMM P.O.S. November 7, 2012
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doucherina

colloquial term for a "loaf" (human) stinking up the joint (or generally ruining life for everyone else)
"Who is the doucherina that left the coffee pot turned on without water in it?"
by Ankara December 15, 2012
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El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.
Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.
by Douche master May 3, 2008
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doucheronomy

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
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Doucherina

Adj; A more feminine form or Douche or Douchebag. Used on a more arrogant or deplorable audience, often in pair with a title such as "queen" or "princess"

Adj 2: Used to insultingly describe a place of ruling.
You might as well call Edward prince Dickass of Doucherina.
by Astellaria August 30, 2020
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Doucherino

a girl that cant appreciate nor handle the velvety smooth crisp clean succulent taste of popov premium alchoholic beverage
Sarah is the biggest doucherino i know....damn i didnt even think a girl could stoop that low.
by sarahthedoucherino July 10, 2010
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Douchernova

Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.
What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.
by L*dub August 17, 2011
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