doucharino
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El Doucherino
El Doucherino by Douche master May 3, 2008
doucheronomy
The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations
A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.
Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
doucheronomy by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
Doucherina
Adj; A more feminine form or Douche or Douchebag. Used on a more arrogant or deplorable audience, often in pair with a title such as "queen" or "princess"
Adj 2: Used to insultingly describe a place of ruling.
Adj 2: Used to insultingly describe a place of ruling.
Doucherina by Astellaria August 30, 2020
Doucherino
a girl that cant appreciate nor handle the velvety smooth crisp clean succulent taste of popov premium alchoholic beverage
Doucherino by sarahthedoucherino July 10, 2010
Douchernova
Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.
What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.
Douchernova by L*dub August 17, 2011