Douchemoose 

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."

"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."

Douchemoose by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011

Douchenose 

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemonkey 

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007

douchehorse 

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchemongerer 

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009