douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009

douchemonger 

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

douchemonger by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger 

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

douchemonger by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

Urban Douchemonger 

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

Dude1: Hey! did they submit your word?

Dude2: no!

Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.

Urban Douchemonger by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

douchamonger by Pdoany. February 25, 2009

douchemonkey 

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007