douchehorse

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchehorse

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

douchewhore

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.

Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

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by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.

That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.

by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013

douchehole

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.

Our president is a complete douchehole!

by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008