douchemongerer 

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009

douchemongler 

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.

Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.

douchemongler by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015

Douchemongery

Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.

The man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery

Douchemongery by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010

douchemonger 

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

douchemonger by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger 

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

douchemonger by HPFanatic August 22, 2009