douchefight

Simple as a fight between two douchebag.

- Did you see that douchefight yesterday?
- Yeah, it was a draw, both of them knocked out after seeing their reflection in their opponent eyes.

douchefight by Awesom-o February 16, 2008

Douchefit 

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.

"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."

Douchefit by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009

douchefilter 

A method to block douchebags from communicating with you.

I applied the douchefilter to my phone, now the ex wife can't call me.

douchefilter by Loags December 9, 2010

douchefagette 

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

douchefagette by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008