douchbauchery

Excessive indulgence in being a douche.

Come on man, stop this douchbauchery already, you've been being a dick all damn night.

by HoboMiracleMan1 August 7, 2009

Douchbauchery

the ability of a douchbag salesman to come in on a rude note with a phone to the ear, then not only raid but line his pockets up with free mints at the expense of the company from which they are trying to gain business.

The salesman was duly noted for his douchbauchery.

by Eulaannaroachconwellberg June 5, 2013

Douchbauchery

Basically the same meaning as debauchery, but mainly involving sex, drugs, or alcohol. Usually to feel cool or rebellious.

Hey bro you wanna come over after school and smoke some weed?

No no, I find no interest in such douchbauchery. I don't need to be stupid to feel smart.

by Aussie Candler August 7, 2012

Douchebauchery

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max

Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.

by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008

Douchebauchery

An excessive indulgence in douchebaggery whereby multiple douchebags or douchebottles gather and openly celebrate their love for hairgel, spray tanning, puckering their lips and throwing gang signs in candid photos, and the other nonsensical actions typifying the douche culture.

"Would you look at the douchebauchery going on in this club. I can't drink here...let's move on."

by jvgordy March 7, 2009

douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013