douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010