a disclosure to certain privileged persons hidden from the majority of mankind that the majority of mankind itself has become douchy.
Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which
literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the
Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the
Book of Revelation, the last
book of the Bible.
Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse may happen in
2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."
Dude 2: "Dude, finding a
hot, undouchy chick is
hard enough, now I have to deal with this?