douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

douche pipe by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

douche pipe by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

Douche Pipe by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

douchewipe 

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.

When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is

douchewipe by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013