Doubtfuck
The attractive parking attendant told me I was beautiful but I was doubtfuck that he would be better than my current boyfriend.
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doubtful clown
doubtful clown by Jane Deaux February 5, 2016
Related Words
Doubtfuck • Doubtfuk • doubtful • doubtful clown • DouchFuck • dubfuck • dustfuck • Dutfucked • Unknown/Doubtful • double fuck
dustfuck
a word used to describe someone who is completely useless, annoying or just plain acts like a complete retard.
Josh: Patrick is such a dustfuck.
Zach: I know, all he does is play X-Box and jerk off to yaoi and guro.
Patrick: Not even. Paris Hilton's the biggest fuck-dusting whore ever.
Josh: Touché.
Zach: I know, all he does is play X-Box and jerk off to yaoi and guro.
Patrick: Not even. Paris Hilton's the biggest fuck-dusting whore ever.
Josh: Touché.
dustfuck by Paul Oppelt February 19, 2009
dubfuck
dubfuck by pepe sinep February 9, 2012
Doublefuck
Essentially twice as bad as fuck, because its a doublefuck!
Sounds real nasty if said in the right accent, New York stylee works a treat.
Sounds real nasty if said in the right accent, New York stylee works a treat.
"Why did you drink all my cool aid? You complete Doublefuck!!!"
"That’s nice, I wine n dine you and you still wont give out, your such a Doublefuck!!!"
"Listen Doublefuck, if i wanted a cock that small, I’d have asked Bilbo Baggins".
"You cheated on me again!!, you total Doublefuck!!!"
"That’s nice, I wine n dine you and you still wont give out, your such a Doublefuck!!!"
"Listen Doublefuck, if i wanted a cock that small, I’d have asked Bilbo Baggins".
"You cheated on me again!!, you total Doublefuck!!!"
Doublefuck by Galaxian January 4, 2009
doubtful
Damn he is doubtful.
Doubtfuk
Used to describe the feeling when you know something is probably not true, but it's so insanely absurd that you realize there's no way any human being would try to make up something that dumb and obviously fake, so... is it real, maybe?
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026