Doubtfuk

Used to describe the feeling when you know something is probably not true, but it's so insanely absurd that you realize there's no way any human being would try to make up something that dumb and obviously fake, so... is it real, maybe?

Them: "...and that's why cows were originally moon people who colonized Mars, had to evacuate to Earth after they destroyed the climate, and are no longer the dominant species."

You: "I'm totally getting doubtfuked right now."