Used to describe the feeling when you know something is probably not true, but it's so insanely absurd that you realize there's no way any human being would try to make up something that dumb and obviously fake, so... is it real, maybe?
Them: "...and that's why cows were originally moon people who colonized Mars, had to evacuate to Earth after they destroyed the climate, and are no longer the dominant species."
After drinking heavily the night before, knowing you were with someone when you got home, but waking up in the morning alone with no additional memories of what happened in between.
Later that day, Tammy saw Steve from accounting. He said he had a great time the other night. She realized he was the doubtfuk from the company Christmas party.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.