It's pissing it down out there but I've only packed string vests and short shorts; the Beeb's medium term forecasts are doublewank.
by M1nt5auce July 14, 2017
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First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
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The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.
Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.
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Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.
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Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.
by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011
Get the doublenaked mug.That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007
Get the Joan Rivers Doubletake mug.When you fuck a lady up the vagina for a bit whilst fingering her arsehole so that you can later secretly slip your dick out and shove your massive erection right up her arse.
by Alphaalex115 March 30, 2015
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James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
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"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018
Get the Doublehander mug.The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.
by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011
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