Doublewank 

What George Orwell Thought of Strava. The sixth event in a private school sextathlon.

It's pissing it down out there but I've only packed string vests and short shorts; the Beeb's medium term forecasts are doublewank.

Doublewank by M1nt5auce July 14, 2017

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

doublenaked by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

Joan Rivers Doubletake by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

DoubleBang 

When you fuck a lady up the vagina for a bit whilst fingering her arsehole so that you can later secretly slip your dick out and shove your massive erection right up her arse.

I just doublebanged Elaine and she noticed and screamed for me to stop.

DoubleBang by Alphaalex115 March 30, 2015

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.

"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."

doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011