Doublewank
It's pissing it down out there but I've only packed string vests and short shorts; the Beeb's medium term forecasts are doublewank.
Doublewank by M1nt5auce July 14, 2017
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Double wank and shit chips
To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
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doublenaked
The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.
Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.
or
Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.
or
Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.
doublenaked by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011
Joan Rivers Doubletake
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
Joan Rivers Doubletake by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007
DoubleBang
When you fuck a lady up the vagina for a bit whilst fingering her arsehole so that you can later secretly slip your dick out and shove your massive erection right up her arse.
DoubleBang by Alphaalex115 March 30, 2015
Doublehander
Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.
James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018
doublenaked
The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.
doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.