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The concept when you finally see a celebrity you think is hot or really like, nude or even a friend.
Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.
Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.
James: Dude, Bar Refaeli shot a nude photoshoot. She is finude!
Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!
Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!
by GeniusBansel May 31, 2018
Get the Finude mug.Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.
James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018
Get the Doublehander mug.Catching parents having sex.
It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.
It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.
Dude, I can't look at my Dad nor Mom in the eyes now for like 1 week already. I CPHSed them last week.
by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
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It is used in a context for a girl that often likes you that you'd Never Do Nothing With. Not necessarily an ugly girl, but just a girl you'd never consider any sort of sexual activity with.
It is used in a context for a girl that often likes you that you'd Never Do Nothing With. Not necessarily an ugly girl, but just a girl you'd never consider any sort of sexual activity with.
Joe: Bob, I think Katy likes you.
Bob: Yeah I know that, but I'd NDNW her even though she's a six of 10. She just doesn't get me excited.
Bob: Yeah I know that, but I'd NDNW her even though she's a six of 10. She just doesn't get me excited.
by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
Get the NDNW mug.Stands for A Rich Kid Identity Loss.
This is when a rich kid or kid of someone high status graduates college and has to live on his own.
He suddenly realizes his parent's status and money is no longer his, and he can no longer be the rich kid, but is basically on same turf as everyone else. Thus his identity as a Rich Kid and status boost from being the son of a CEO, famous author, actor, or entrepreneur fades as he's left with nothing.
This is when a rich kid or kid of someone high status graduates college and has to live on his own.
He suddenly realizes his parent's status and money is no longer his, and he can no longer be the rich kid, but is basically on same turf as everyone else. Thus his identity as a Rich Kid and status boost from being the son of a CEO, famous author, actor, or entrepreneur fades as he's left with nothing.
Joe: "That kid of the movie star totally had ARKIL after college"
Bobby: "Yeah, he had to go get a job and his self esteem dipped just because he couldn't say he was rich anymore or really ride off his dad's success and no one treated him as highly"
Bobby: "Yeah, he had to go get a job and his self esteem dipped just because he couldn't say he was rich anymore or really ride off his dad's success and no one treated him as highly"
by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017
Get the ARKIL mug.Watching a movie or TV show on LSD.
Done for a more intense experience, and overall feeling like you're a character in the movie you're watching. Very intense and grand.
Done for a more intense experience, and overall feeling like you're a character in the movie you're watching. Very intense and grand.
Joe: "Dude, watching Knocked Up while LSD TV was totally intense. I thought they were all literally popping off the screen and the music dancing out of the speakers"
Bob: "Do you remember the movie though"
Joe: "Not really. I was tripping hard."
Bob: "Do you remember the movie though"
Joe: "Not really. I was tripping hard."
by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017
Get the LSD TV mug.A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.
"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."
"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."
"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."
by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
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