Definitions by GeniusBansel
Finude
The concept when you finally see a celebrity you think is hot or really like, nude or even a friend.
Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.
Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.
James: Dude, Bar Refaeli shot a nude photoshoot. She is finude!
Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!
Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!
Finude by GeniusBansel May 31, 2018
NDNW
Never Do Nothing With.
It is used in a context for a girl that often likes you that you'd Never Do Nothing With. Not necessarily an ugly girl, but just a girl you'd never consider any sort of sexual activity with.
It is used in a context for a girl that often likes you that you'd Never Do Nothing With. Not necessarily an ugly girl, but just a girl you'd never consider any sort of sexual activity with.
Joe: Bob, I think Katy likes you.
Bob: Yeah I know that, but I'd NDNW her even though she's a six of 10. She just doesn't get me excited.
Bob: Yeah I know that, but I'd NDNW her even though she's a six of 10. She just doesn't get me excited.
NDNW by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
CPHS
Catching parents having sex.
It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.
It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.
Dude, I can't look at my Dad nor Mom in the eyes now for like 1 week already. I CPHSed them last week.
CPHS by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
Hair Preen
A classic move done by females to stroke their hair and indicate sexual interest to a guy.
It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.
It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.
That chick totally hair preened me the other day and did it until I noticed her, and she totally wanted the dick.
Hair Preen by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
Drunkexcuse
A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.
"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."
"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."
"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."
Drunkexcuse by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
Weedwaves
A term to describe the frequency of use of personal use of marijuana over the years. A kid may become a stoner at first cause it's his first toke and he likes it, then he slows done, and then never uses it, before heavily smoking again, and then quitting. The pattern of one's marijuana usage over time.
"Dude, I swear my weedwaves are totally spiking now that marijuana is legal and I can basically smoke whenever I want."
Weedwaves by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018
Doublehander
Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.
James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Ian
"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"
Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018