Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter August 28, 2007

douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.

Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 01, 2007

MacGyver'd

When you make something out of everyday objects, like MacGyver.

Brad and Jenna forgot a condom.

Bran MacGyver'd up one out of a sandwitch baggie and some Zip-Ties.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 05, 2007