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Definitions by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter

MacGyver'd 

When you make something out of everyday objects, like MacGyver.
Brad and Jenna forgot a condom.

Bran MacGyver'd up one out of a sandwitch baggie and some Zip-Ties.

douchenozzle 

A pathway for douches into your life.
Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.