doublenaked

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

doublenaked

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.

"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."

by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011

Doublenamer

when you have a first and last name that are both first names

Dude:why didnt your parents give you a first name thats a last name? your last name is a first name.
Alex Samuel:its part of my religion to be a doublenamer.

by Dampsandwich February 27, 2009

Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

doubletakes

An item or items of clothing that cause onlookers to double take as the wearer may seem naked or scantily clothed at first glance. Doubletakes are usually skintight and skin coloured to create the illusion of being naked.

I thought Suzy wasn't wearing pants when I first saw her, but it turns out she was just wearing her doubletakes.

by astra September 13, 2012

doubletake

When you are doin your business on the can,wipe,start to get up and need to sit back down beacuse u gotta go...again.

Even though I shit a brick, there was more for the doubletake.

by MCBurg March 3, 2005

Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.

Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.

by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018