Doublestep

Dubstep music so squishy good that you just wanna melt n be ooey and gooey you could just jump rope to this. It’s like several drops in a bucket.

“Yo did you hear Agnij play that doublestep set at Bassterdam last night??”

Doublestep by tigger_tal June 28, 2026

doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening

If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!

doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo

ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^

doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

doublespeak 

the term comes from the George Orwell book 1984, by the way.

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

doublespeak by IrishRepublicanArmy June 5, 2004

Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.

"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."

Donglestep by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013

doublespeak 

Doublespeak here ought to be doublethink. The person who first defined it must have had doublethink confused with newspeak and thus combined the two. The definition given is for doublethink.

Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quie simple All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memmory. "Reality control," they called it; in Newspeak, "doublethink."

doublespeak by lontrus November 5, 2004