Double Du 

One of the hottest people in the friend group. They are addicted to video games and don't go outside.

Person 1: Damn, who is that hottie
Person 2: That's Double Du!

Double Du by LeBigBoi May 31, 2021

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss 

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.

A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.

Double Dutch Douche by Mollena September 9, 2016

Double Dumpkin 

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

Double Dumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Double Dude 

when the word dude is used twice in one sentence, usually at the opening and closing.

Person one,"dude, that shit was pretty intense, dude."

Person two,"you just double dude'd me man"

Double Dude by Jeff Intinarelli March 23, 2007

Double Duffy 

The Double Duffy is used in staff meetings when frustration mounts to the point that you cannot take it anymore. It is usually directed at the person running the meeting, but can also be directed at colleagues. This will usually either end the meeting or move it right along. The double Duffy consists of two middle fingers being directed from the same person.

Can you believe what the boss was griping about in that meeting? I wanted to give him a double Duffy.

Double Duffy by Artteacherman May 25, 2017

Double dumbass on you! 

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.

Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!

Double dumbass on you! by ChameleonAce01 June 29, 2010