3 definitions by Mental Pickpocket
A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.
Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004