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A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!
Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"
dorward by dorward son October 17, 2008
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A guy who is a suck up to his boss.
Did you see James kissing Andrews ass again.. That guy is such a Dorward.
Dorward by Ydnob August 3, 2023
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A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. A doward runs to the arms of another, while protesting to his true love "I'm here!".
doward by nsdrguy March 18, 2011

Dorkward 

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.
When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.
Dorkward by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016
A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.
Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.
Durward by Witold Pilecki July 21, 2019

dorkward 

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.
Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
dorkward by GregFresser September 26, 2013
A long strain of shit that spreads disease to ones anus
neil: seen that geezed there! What a durward! BOHHHHH
Durward by biggeezer789 September 10, 2021
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