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In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?
If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.
Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022
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A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.
Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:
dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022
A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!
Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"
dorward by dorward son October 17, 2008
A guy who is a suck up to his boss.
Did you see James kissing Andrews ass again.. That guy is such a Dorward.
Dorward by Ydnob August 3, 2023
A man to sexy for life itself and can say no to any chick in the planet. Everyone loves and knows him.
Person1:who is dorart?
Person2: what is wrong with you?
dorart by Suiiiiiiuiiii November 20, 2021
A big brolic fat cock having man who gets all the bitches in North America.
Damnnnnnn, that man right there! He’s such a Dorart!
Dorart by FartMlartyLardface32 November 21, 2021