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In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?
If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.
Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022
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A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.
Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:
dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022
A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!
Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"
dorward by dorward son October 17, 2008
A guy who is a suck up to his boss.
Did you see James kissing Andrews ass again.. That guy is such a Dorward.
Dorward by Ydnob August 3, 2023
A man to sexy for life itself and can say no to any chick in the planet. Everyone loves and knows him.
Person1:who is dorart?
Person2: what is wrong with you?
dorart by Suiiiiiiuiiii November 20, 2021
A big brolic fat cock having man who gets all the bitches in North America.
Damnnnnnn, that man right there! He’s such a Dorart!
Dorart by FartMlartyLardface32 November 21, 2021
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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