In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?

If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.

Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022

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dogwarts

A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.

Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:

dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

dorward

A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!

Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"

dorward by dorward son October 17, 2008

Dorward

A guy who is a suck up to his boss.

Did you see James kissing Andrews ass again.. That guy is such a Dorward.

Dorward by Ydnob August 3, 2023

dorart

A man to sexy for life itself and can say no to any chick in the planet. Everyone loves and knows him.

Person1:who is dorart?
Person2: what is wrong with you?

dorart by Suiiiiiiuiiii November 20, 2021

Dorart

A big brolic fat cock having man who gets all the bitches in North America.

Damnnnnnn, that man right there! He’s such a Dorart!

Dorart by FartMlartyLardface32 November 21, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026