Durward

A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.

Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.

by Witold Pilecki July 21, 2019

Durward

A long strain of shit that spreads disease to ones anus

neil: seen that geezed there! What a durward! BOHHHHH

by biggeezer789 September 10, 2021

Durward

A Very nice grandpa, He is nice and smart. Might be old but nice

OMG! Is that Durward! HURRY GET HIM AUTOGRAGH!

by Durward December 30, 2016

Duryard

Home to some of the worst cuisine known to man (students).

-Fancy a Duryard?
-No thanks, I'd rather eat rusty nails.

by duryarder May 10, 2005

Duryard

A foul concoction that immediately turns all food in to luke-warm horse shit.

Fucking hell nick someone's put duryard all over my din dins.

by barney dow May 8, 2004

duhward

A award for anyone that does anything idiotic.

Looks like that guy should be a shoo in for the duhward for trying to breaking to a house & getting stuck in the chimney!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 27, 2009

dorward

A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!

Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"

by dorward son October 17, 2008