Dorkward

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.

When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.

by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016

dorkward

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.

Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.

by GregFresser September 26, 2013

Dorkward

A term dedicated to dorks that say awkward things

Jordan your such a dorkward but i love u

by twalalala123 October 24, 2011

Darkwarden

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.

He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!

by Pylos January 24, 2020

Darkward

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.

I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake

by Willow London May 29, 2009

dorkwad

Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person

Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!

by Birdy April 15, 2003

dorktard

a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time

person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com

by charlie williams December 6, 2003