Geezed 

Drunk as shit.

Jeremy was so geezed the other night when the cops busted him.

Geezed by Diesel*Stroker September 29, 2008

Geezed in my pants 

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geezed up

drunk or high on drugs

She was so geezed up that she couldn't find her car.

geezed up by rooster34135 January 28, 2014

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

Geezerati 

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.

That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer

geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009