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dorkward 

That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.

That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.

That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.

Phil Dunfy.
Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?

Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.

Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
dorkward by GregFresser September 26, 2013

Dorkward 

A term dedicated to dorks that say awkward things
Dorkward by twalalala123 October 24, 2011

Darkwarden 

Someone who keeps the darkness away from the people of Pylos.
He is a hero to Pylos! a true Darkwarden!
Darkwarden by Pylos January 24, 2020

Darkward 

A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy version of Edward Cullen.
I love Darkward! I just want to grab him by the hair and kiss him like crazy! Wide Awake

Darkward is the man of my dreams. Wide Awake
Darkward by Willow London May 29, 2009
Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person
Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!
dorkwad by Birdy April 15, 2003
a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time
person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com
dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003