Dorktopus 

a person who is dorky times 8

Leah is such a dorktopus

Dorktopus by luke_alex1007 August 30, 2016

Dorktopus 

The maximum level of dorkiness able to be achieved.
Imagine the highest level of dork, and multiply it by eight.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just finished this ten season anime last night"
Guy 2: "You're such a fucking dorktopus"

Dorktopus by Godfrey99 June 8, 2020

doctopus 

a doctor octopus

i have to go to the doctopus

doctopus by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Dicktopus 

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

Dicktopus by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dorkapus 

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".

My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.

dorkapus by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

Dorkthruster 

Someone who is unbelievably ignorant. A saying from the 80's.

Person 1: "No one from the States can read"
Person 2: "You're such a dorkthruster!"

Dorkthruster by julia13333 August 8, 2009

dicktopus 

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

dicktopus by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016