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Dorktopus 

Leah is such a dorktopus
Dorktopus by luke_alex1007 August 30, 2016
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Dorktopus 

The maximum level of dorkiness able to be achieved.
Imagine the highest level of dork, and multiply it by eight.
Guy 1: "Dude, i just finished this ten season anime last night"
Guy 2: "You're such a fucking dorktopus"
Dorktopus by Godfrey99 June 8, 2020

doctopus 

i have to go to the doctopus
doctopus by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Dicktopus 

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.
YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!
Dicktopus by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dorkapus 

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".
My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.
dorkapus by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

Dorkthruster 

Someone who is unbelievably ignorant. A saying from the 80's.
Person 1: "No one from the States can read"
Person 2: "You're such a dorkthruster!"
Dorkthruster by julia13333 August 8, 2009

dicktopus 

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long
"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"
dicktopus by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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