Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.

Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.

by 404Listener March 24, 2009

dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!

by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404

Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!

by Neo1513 March 24, 2009