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Dicktopus 

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.
YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!
Dicktopus by DREGDD November 27, 2016
Words you can keep

dicktopus 

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long
"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"
dicktopus by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

dictopus 

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips
Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.
dictopus by Syscon May 24, 2017

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.
Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.
Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.
Dicktopping by 404Listener March 24, 2009

dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!
dicktopping by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404
Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!
dicktopping by Neo1513 March 24, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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