dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 6, 2017

Dorktopus

a person who is dorky times 8

Leah is such a dorktopus

by luke_alex1007 August 30, 2016

dorkapus

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".

My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.

by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

DoomPussy

A vagina that is particularly infested with STDs and/or STIs. It may also omit an odor that can be detected from great distances. Some Doompussies may eventually grow teeth if not treated in a timely manner. They can be very dangerous and it is likely you will loose anything you put in or around its opening.

...this girl was givin me a lapdance but when she dropped her panties i could see the fangs coming at me from her DoomPussy...

by PUSSYFANG October 16, 2009

dorkous

someone who is cool but has sudden outbursts of weirdness.

"andie is sucha dorkous" -Carrie

by carolyn September 28, 2004

dorkous

a name for a cool person

Sydney and carrie are dorkous'

by Sydney February 16, 2004

dorkpussy

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall

Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again

by skunkspunk May 26, 2015