dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

dorkompus by Chork June 6, 2017

Dorktopus 

a person who is dorky times 8

Leah is such a dorktopus

Dorktopus by luke_alex1007 August 30, 2016

dorkapus 

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".

My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.

dorkapus by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

DoomPussy 

A vagina that is particularly infested with STDs and/or STIs. It may also omit an odor that can be detected from great distances. Some Doompussies may eventually grow teeth if not treated in a timely manner. They can be very dangerous and it is likely you will loose anything you put in or around its opening.

...this girl was givin me a lapdance but when she dropped her panties i could see the fangs coming at me from her DoomPussy...

DoomPussy by PUSSYFANG October 16, 2009

dorkous 

someone who is cool but has sudden outbursts of weirdness.

"andie is sucha dorkous" -Carrie

dorkous by carolyn September 28, 2004

dorkous 

a name for a cool person

Sydney and carrie are dorkous'

dorkous by Sydney February 16, 2004

dorkpussy 

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall

Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again

dorkpussy by skunkspunk May 26, 2015