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A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.
That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!
dorkompus by Chork June 6, 2017
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Dorktopus 

Leah is such a dorktopus
Dorktopus by luke_alex1007 August 30, 2016
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dorkapus 

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".
My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.
dorkapus by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009

DoomPussy 

A vagina that is particularly infested with STDs and/or STIs. It may also omit an odor that can be detected from great distances. Some Doompussies may eventually grow teeth if not treated in a timely manner. They can be very dangerous and it is likely you will loose anything you put in or around its opening.
...this girl was givin me a lapdance but when she dropped her panties i could see the fangs coming at me from her DoomPussy...
DoomPussy by PUSSYFANG October 16, 2009
someone who is cool but has sudden outbursts of weirdness.
"andie is sucha dorkous" -Carrie
dorkous by carolyn September 28, 2004
Sydney and carrie are dorkous'
dorkous by Sydney February 16, 2004

dorkpussy 

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall
Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again
dorkpussy by skunkspunk May 26, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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