dogtopus 

Opposite of catfish.
Someone who is better looking in real life but not in their pictures to the point that it looks like a different person.

Cinderella could not believe she had been dogtopussed by the prince.

dogtopus by Roojehemdeay November 30, 2022

doctopus 

a doctor octopus

i have to go to the doctopus

doctopus by big Zebop November 13, 2020