dorkpussy

the guy at work who puts up cubicle extenders and pees into a wad of toilet paper standing up in a stall

Hey dude dorkpussy is in the stall soaking a wad again

by skunkspunk May 26, 2015

dorkuss

its a longer work for dork
it is way better than the lame word dork
you say it when you friend is being a rally gay/stupid and all you can so it laugh and say this

boy: that is soo hott!!
girl: you are a dorkuss

by hoover227 December 11, 2010

Dickpussy

A slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. It is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the penis, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.

Rob is so fat, you can't see his junk. He has a dickpussy...

by Richie Ballz August 19, 2007

dogpussy

A disgusting vagina, that smells extremely foul and typically belongs to a very skanky woman.

The uberslut I brought home stunk up my whole bedroom with her putrid dogpussy.

by John Thrilla October 15, 2005

Dickpussy

1.To be an asshole and a coward at the same time
2. To be a dickhead ,penis brain and jesse

You: hey Jesse your being a dickpussy today
Jesse: AHAHHAGAGAH ur so mean

by XxJessehaterxX October 12, 2019

DICKPUSSYFUCKAHHDADDY

sex for weird people

when people are mad and wanna have sex they say : DICKPUSSYFUCKAHHDADDY

by Khaled-Flare February 4, 2021

DoomPussy

A vagina that is particularly infested with STDs and/or STIs. It may also omit an odor that can be detected from great distances. Some Doompussies may eventually grow teeth if not treated in a timely manner. They can be very dangerous and it is likely you will loose anything you put in or around its opening.

...this girl was givin me a lapdance but when she dropped her panties i could see the fangs coming at me from her DoomPussy...

by PUSSYFANG October 16, 2009