doctopus

a doctor octopus

i have to go to the doctopus

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

dogtopus

Opposite of catfish.
Someone who is better looking in real life but not in their pictures to the point that it looks like a different person.

Cinderella could not believe she had been dogtopussed by the prince.

by Roojehemdeay November 30, 2022