Dorchinez

A homosexual male;
Usually very skinny and weak;
A person who thinks they are good at sports, but in reality, they arent good at all;

Man this guy is such a Dorchinez!

Dorchinez by Anonymous28 April 10, 2008

douchiner 

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.

Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.

douchiner by V Juice July 2, 2009

Douchiness 

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

Douchiness by chad-o February 21, 2009

Douchineer 

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!

Douchineer by JBroms June 18, 2011

douchiness 

Of or pertaining to characteristics of a douche.

The level of douchiness is unparalleled, what is with those rims?

douchiness by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

dorphiners" or "dorphers 

A person or congregation of folk who love to pray and "rock out" to the Bible. (derived from 'endorphin'- a hormone, secreted during feelings of comfort, that sedates the receptor which recieves the sensation of pain.;a.k.a.- a natural anesthetic)

-Those dophers keep trying to get me to go to their weekend gatherings.

~Yeah, I know. They annoy the fuck out of me, man.

dorphiners" or "dorphers by Leif J May 14, 2005

DrChinzilla 

A boy who thinks he knows best, but will not listen to his dad, will not go to bed on time, and complains to and about his mom.
Go to bed Drchinzilla.

Don't be a DrChinzilla

DrChinzilla by Sintrosi April 24, 2020