JBroms's definitions
Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
by JBroms June 18, 2011
Get the Douchineermug.