Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held's definitions

douchiness

Of or pertaining to characteristics of a douche.

The level of douchiness is unparalleled, what is with those rims?

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

doucheagogue

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012