douchiner 

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.

Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.

douchiner by V Juice July 2, 2009

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Doucheberg 

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)

Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

Doucheberg by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016

Deep Doucher 

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.

Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher

Deep Doucher by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008

Uber Doucher 

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

Uber Doucher by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009