Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
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Doorstopper

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022
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