Doorsteper
Doorsteper by ITman May 4, 2008
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God as Your Doorkeeper
When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021
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Darken the doorstep
To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Darken the doorstep by hteb78 November 16, 2017
Mexican Doorstep
A guy with a little dick.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
Mexican Doorstep by Dr Thwack March 3, 2019
Don't shit on your doorstep
Don't shit on your doorstep by Damo October 25, 2004
Doorstepper
A guy or girl who is attractive enough that if they showed up at your doorstep, you would have sexual relations with them and not turn them away. But they are not attractive enough to where you would go out of your way to pursue them
Doorstepper by K-$hee September 28, 2015
shit on your own doorstep
A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person
you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer
shit on your own doorstep by uglypoo July 26, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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