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Doorstepper 

A guy or girl who is attractive enough that if they showed up at your doorstep, you would have sexual relations with them and not turn them away. But they are not attractive enough to where you would go out of your way to pursue them
I just met this Doorstepper girl the other day, I'd probably rate her a 6/10.
Doorstepper by K-$hee September 28, 2015

Doorsteper 

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.
Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!
Doorsteper by ITman May 4, 2008

Doorstopper 

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.

Albanian Doorstopper 

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

American Doorstopper

A vulgar slang term used to describe when a male needs to defecate, but their morning wood makes their phallus too large to fit under the lid to use the toilet properly.
"I needed to use the toilet this morning, but an American Doorstopper prevented me."
American Doorstopper by GWeasel77 November 20, 2025