dongstopper

Synonym cocokblocker: when a man has his dong extended long and thinks his conquest is in the bag when suddenly an oily bohunk enters the scene and steals his woman away.

Dongstopper- That frat boy dongstopped me on a cougar I was working on all night long.

by Stenic November 17, 2016

dongshlopper

The word give to any inanament object that is extremely large

jill: holy fuck that guy's cock was a dongshlopper
bill:ya, i agree

by jay planedin January 1, 2006

dontstoppers

wheels that dont stop spinnin after the vehicle has stoped

by day July 9, 2003

dongslapper

he/she who slaps dongs

I was asleep. I felt a harsh blow on my dong. I believe I fell victim to a dongslapper.

by Tony Tornado February 18, 2009

Doorstopper

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.

My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 9, 2022

Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

American Doorstopper

A vulgar slang term used to describe when a male needs to defecate, but their morning wood makes their phallus too large to fit under the lid to use the toilet properly.

"I needed to use the toilet this morning, but an American Doorstopper prevented me."

by GWeasel77 November 20, 2025