Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

doordashing on fent

when one is so high they feel like they be like Travis scot or actually doordashing on fentanyl

"yea man i was hella doordashing on fent last night"

by meatheadirony March 9, 2023

Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

by mosofat December 31, 2022

Doordashing

When you're really hungry so your doordashing a succulent meal to your house by delivery.

I told the boomers I was Doordashing my KFC and Coffee club drink to my house.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024