Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

Doordashistan by mosofat December 31, 2022

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Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

Doordashian by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

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