Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

Doordashistan by mosofat December 31, 2022

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Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

Doordashian by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

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stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

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Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

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Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

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do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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