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Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.
The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

Donkeytwat 

1: Someone or something that is being extremely annoying, obnoxious, or uncooperative.

2: Something that doesn't go your way, that you disagree with. (the score of a game) (someone's opinion)

3: A really, really, really nasty, blown out, stinky, saggy vagina.

4: Can substitute for every/any other word used to make fun of someone or something.
1: Quit trying to run the clock out and play you donkeytwat.

2: What a donkeytwat of a game.

3: This kid is acting a real donkeytwat.

4: If you keep being a donkeytwat I'm going to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on your ass.

5: IDC, she probably has a real donkeytwat anyways.
Donkeytwat by Slickj October 16, 2011

Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.
That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.
Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Donkeys yawn 

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.
that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!
Donkeys yawn by joe t August 23, 2005

Donkeytwatswatter

Someone or something that swats someone or something that is being a donkey, a twat, or a donkeytwat.
Hold my drink, I'm about to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on this donkeytwat.
Donkeytwatswatter by Slickj October 16, 2011

donkeyfest 

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.
Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."
donkeyfest by SJ1711 October 20, 2011