Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

dokeyesque 

(adj) of a person or thing to fail in such a dramatic fashion, most commonly due to either intoxication or a lack of attention

(adv) of an action, to be such a dramatic failure that it reflects the usage of drugs and/or alcohol

His failure to complete the work outlined to him was done in a very dokeyesque manner.

With great dokeyesque techniques he managed to paint the wall in fantastic failure.

dokeyesque by RealtimeJackhole September 23, 2019