Donkeytard

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Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.

That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.

Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

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Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

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Donkeytard • Monkeytard • Donktard • dinkeltard • Donkeybird • DonkeylordGirl • Donkeytache • donkeytromp • e-monkeytard • donkey fart

DonkeylordGirl

• A chill, kind, caring female friend.
• A girl who tries more than she should.
• Takes the blame on herself for the pain you put on her.
• She doesn't like telling you what's really on her mind.
• She has a nice ass.
• Her personality can be really confusing but kinda in a good way.
• Rather you be happy than herself.
• When being used as a title DonkeylordGirl would be a close female who is really shy but at the same time epic.
• Feels like she's suppose to help everyone with their problems causing hers to build up inside.

Mak: "Kassandra really is a DonkeylordGirl, isn't she?"

Vi: "Yeah, she does so much for everyone and yet has bigger things she should worry about."

DonkeylordGirl by DonkeylordGirl24 November 24, 2020

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Donktard

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

Donktard by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

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Donktard

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

Donktard by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008

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dinkeltard

A fucking dumbass.

You, sir, are a dinkeltard.

dinkeltard by cuntymcfee October 20, 2012

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Donkeybird

Donkeybird is dead now. HorseMeat is here

HORSEMEAT IS HERE, DONKEYBIRD IS NOT

Donkeybird by HORSEMEAT IS HERE October 23, 2011

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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