Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.

That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.

Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

DonkeylordGirl 

• A chill, kind, caring female friend.
• A girl who tries more than she should.
• Takes the blame on herself for the pain you put on her.
• She doesn't like telling you what's really on her mind.
• She has a nice ass.
• Her personality can be really confusing but kinda in a good way.
• Rather you be happy than herself.
• When being used as a title DonkeylordGirl would be a close female who is really shy but at the same time epic.
• Feels like she's suppose to help everyone with their problems causing hers to build up inside.

Mak: "Kassandra really is a DonkeylordGirl, isn't she?"

Vi: "Yeah, she does so much for everyone and yet has bigger things she should worry about."

DonkeylordGirl by DonkeylordGirl24 November 24, 2020

Donktard 

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

Donktard by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

Donktard 

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

Donktard by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008

dinkeltard 

A fucking dumbass.

You, sir, are a dinkeltard.

dinkeltard by cuntymcfee October 20, 2012

Donkeybird 

Donkeybird is dead now. HorseMeat is here

HORSEMEAT IS HERE, DONKEYBIRD IS NOT

Donkeybird by HORSEMEAT IS HERE October 23, 2011