Donkey9 

The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.

"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"

"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"

"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"

"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"

Donkey9 by grouchermojo July 5, 2010

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.

Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Circling the donkey by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014

pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011

Donkey Cheeks 

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.

Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.

Donkey Cheeks by TomCat321 November 13, 2018

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017

Donkey Privilege 

That which allows a Democrat to do, say, or behave in ways that would have a Republican's house burned down, his land salted, and his family sold into slavery.

Remember when Hillary called young black dudes "Super-predators" and people voted for her anyway? That donkey privilege is kicking in big time.

Donkey Privilege by Coyote1970 November 17, 2018