Donkey-Dong 

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.

Rob is the Donkey-Dong.

Donkey-Dong by Jeff John April 6, 2004

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

donkey dong by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.

look at the donkey dong on dude.

Donkey dong by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Donkey Dong

A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.

Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".

Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.

vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!

Donkey Dong by vvpimp69vv August 29, 2011

Donkey Dong

Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.

EWW! You have a donkey dong!! I ain't fuckin any more!

Donkey Dong by Devneesssss July 23, 2017

Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.

"BEWARE OF THE DONKEY DONG" - Donkey Kong

Donkey Dong by pickypocket September 8, 2025

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

floppy donkey dong by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003