donkeyjong

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a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong

get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!

donkeyjong by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011

Words you can keep

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

donkeying around by plattendreher March 15, 2012

Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

Donkeyboner

something that is said inanely and completely randomly by someone who has Tourette's syndrome

As I was talking to my friend with Tourette's he "DONKEYBONER!" said, well yah there it is...

Donkeyboner by Bitch107 August 19, 2008

Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.

Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community

Donkey Jong by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021

Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

Dollar store donkeykong by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026